best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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