I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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