So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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