I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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