Soap is not a condiment
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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