Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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