i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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