We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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