Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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