Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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