When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I won't apologize to a one balled man
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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