My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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