Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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