Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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