the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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