i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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