Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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