i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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