I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
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