3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
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