Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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