just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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