Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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