Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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