She said her name was "party"
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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