I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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