Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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