Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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