So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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