we're blogging at a bar
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I AM VODKA MAN
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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