Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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