I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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