did you get engaged???
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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