Who did Billy Mays play for?
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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