I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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