4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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