Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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