ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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