Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
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