i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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