Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
tequila makes me forget i have legs
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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