he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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