I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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