i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I want her autograph on my taint
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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