Are we in a gay sports bar?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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