Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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