super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He has the fingertips of a God
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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