I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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