Three words: puerto rican gang bang
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
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There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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