i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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