i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
So gin and wine won't be happening again
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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