I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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