You made me cry and you don't even care
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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