It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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