i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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