gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
