i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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