so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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